Your Phone's Off the Hook, But You're Not

As a response to the large volume of calls shockingly pouring into the White House, Senate, and House of Representatives this week, some of our fearless leaders have handled it like mature, cool-headed, totally-got-this-leadership-thing-down adults. You know, by disconnecting the phones. Totally what you would expect from responsible adults in charge of the safety of welfare of an entire nation of people. Sleep tight tonight knowing that. I dare you.

Luckily for us, it's an excuse to go full on costume drama LARPing while we sit down to pen tearful, heartfelt letters by hand. Just like in the good ole' days.  You know, the days before indoor plumbing, civil rights, and anesthesia. Quills and parchment are optional. I personally prefer the Hello Kitty gel pens that smell like fruit.

Without further ado, here are the physical addresses of where to send those artfully penned masterpieces. I will update as needed.

POTUS:

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW

Washington, DC

20500

Paul Ryan (Speaker of the House):

123 Longworth HOB

Washington, D.C. 20515

Also, if you feel so inclined to call your specific Senators or Representatives, you can call the Capitol Switchboard at 202-224-3121 and ask to be directed to your local representatives.

To find the e-mail and physical mailing addresses of US Senators click here.

And for Representatives here.